The Crazies feature a redundant plot and story, but this movie delivers in the horror genre. This movie does not feature some teens trying to survive that you have no sympathy for in the end. It features a loving cast that you support all the way to the end of the movie. Do not get confused with some zombie epidemic; these people are fast-pace smart-ass crazy breeding hillbillies that are out to kill people for the fun of it. Several scenes will make you jump in your seat and make you go to bed wondering if your water is safe to drink. Of course, the movie have some minor problems like the middle plot features a person who could be possibly contaminated but is carried along anyway. In addition, the characters still do dumb stuff like leaving one another alone when you should be together at all times. This makes me want to bring out my horror list dos and don’ts.

In the end, do not let my minor cons prevent you from seeing this movie. It is better than what most will suspect and can keep the kids quiet for a day or two. I loved the film and wish more horror movies could take the journey approach rather than the teens trapped in the middle of nowhere. A nice soundtrack, good characters you can relate too, and one hell of a crazy ride that make you hold on to your seat.

I give the Crazies an 8 our of 10.

Russell Clank: I saw a movement!
David Dutton: Everything is fuckin’ moving!

Let’s start with how good the movie appeared when the trailer was posted everywhere. We all assumed this movie was a real document of ghost, but of course it was not. A normal movie with a bad acting cast. The movie have its good and bads but I will tell you if it delieved in the thriller category.

Paranormal Activity is not a horror film but more of a thriller. It features a couple living in a house that is haunted. The plot could be better as you spend more time focused on where a ghost may appear then actually listening to the actors. The movie becomes predictable when the couple film everything and the ghost only appear when they are sleep. The time frame on the camera gives away the horror. It speeds up and slows down when something scary is about to happen, making it very predictable. The only thing that made this movie creepy was the loud bass and sound effects when the ghost did stupid shit like pull the sheets off the bed. Maybe it was the open window? The husband becomes obsessed with filming everything and do stupid shit to irritate the ghost and the wife does stupid shit like complete 5 different alternative endings! There is no music no other people, just a house and them stupid ass people. The house is also a suburban style vacation home that can be rented in Florida. Now really the best setting for a haunted house. Nothing scary here but the chick yelling loud and the ghost slamming doors.

Overall, the movie is just another Blair Witch Project that was a big hype but huge let down. The fact this movie is coming out with a part two that looks just the same is ridiculous. They spend more time sleeping in the film then actually being a real couple. Their life looks VERY BORING. No TV, no fun just stuck in the house all day filming fucking ghosts that does not exist in their vacation home. Therefore, This movie is a pass.

I give this film a 4 out of 10.

Reviewed by Morez King

That is way too dramatic. The 3D was good but it wasn't a Universal Studios ride jeez.

 

I want to start by saying, I am not going into this review with my mind on the old version of My Bloody Valentine, so do not look for it to pop up. This is a completely new film, up scaling the horror genre.

First, I got to the movie 1 minute late (during a killing scene!) and I had to run in with my friend and throw on the glasses. We also sat on the stairs because no seats were left, but this did not ruin the movie at all.

The Story of My Bloody Valentine is not the greatest in the world, but for a 3D film, I say it is damn good. Think about all 3D films you ever saw? What they all have in common? Some sort of technology-future shit. Why do most 3D films have to take the stupid cheesy cyber route? This movie those not do it. It stays with a good horror plot and adds 3D in for the enjoyment.

Let us talk about the Movie alone without 3D. The characters are great and the cast play their roles fine. The story involves around a mining co. in a small town. Can be cliché considering it is a small town horror film. Sometimes I think the movie could have used another title. Valentine theme did not play out too well in this film. They tossed in a few boxes of chocolates, how lovely is that? There are those typical horror movie moments, but I guess them things will never change huh? The girl who runs and trip, knock something over, or what about the dude chasing the fucking killer instead of running? The movie have a “twist” in the end that some can see coming, but if you good like I am, you will notice the twist have a huge flaw in it. I will not spoil the film this time. The killings were one of the best parts about this film. The killer used a pickaxe to murder his victims, and he did not go easy. I am talking hooking the axe in body parts and ripping them off. The comedy level was great from outside characters, but the main stars played a more serious face throughout the entire film.

On a 3D level, it makes the film even better! It sucks if you live in a small old town and have to see this film in 2D. You had better start partitioning your local theater get a 3D update! The killings mostly are in 3D and make you cringe even more when an axe is flying at your face. The Three-dimensional technology fitted in the film wonderful. It was not over used (*cough* Spy Kids 3D *cough*) and it showed up in the perfect moments. However, the film was not 3D throughout, so when a scary moment comes up, the film goes into 3D, ruining a suspenseful moment. Kind of like, “tap; tap something’s about to happen!” It can be bad on the eyes sometimes, but the 3D glasses were plastic and not that paper blue/red crap. You had better keep your glasses at the end! Now horror movies will try to recreate the 3D experience after the release of this film. I cannot wait to see what is in store next for 3D films in general!

I give My Bloody Valentine… 8 out of 10!

Irene: I’m not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill] You are now!

Chestnut and Henson on cover

Not Easily Broken Review
by Morez King

A drama it is, but did it try too hard to win an Oscar? Not Easily Broken is about a black couple trying to work out the problems in their relationship. The hard working wife (Henson) is too busy to settle down with her husband (chestnut) and have a child. Soon after an accident, Clarice mother (Lewis) comes along and make life worse for Dave. Now what can possibly be the downfalls of, what could have been a great movie?

Tyler Perry film all the way. This movie is just like a Tyler Perry film/play without the goofy Madea. Not saying that is a bad thing, but there are some been-there done-that moments with this film. One thing that really makes this movie enjoyable is the diverse cast and style. We get a mixture of upper class African Americans and low class as well. Then there are the white cast who comes in as friends, giving the vibe and presence of California. Chestnut makes a great leading actor. He keeps us all satisfied and shows a very great spirit throughout the film. However, did his character come off too innocent? Henson became annoying at times like the actors that are in Tyler Perry’s plays. Excessively cute of a face should not pull too many emotions. Her mother on the other hand is always playing the strong mommas in black films. She is funny and very nasty too her son-in-law. The film did not play religion as as if I think it should have, because we get very little of Christ in their household and it only plays when they enter church.

In the end, the music had a cheesy classical theme that kept playing over and Henson was excessively dramatic. I think the comedy and script is very good so you will enjoy it, but also realize that the film is very unfair to female’s point of view. Chestnut had the opportunity to narrate his scenes making it a limited point-of-view when clearly, he had ways that needed to change too, not just the wife. Typical ending and a typical black drama, which could have, did better to be an Oscar movie. If this were a Play, then it would be very good, but it is not so it sort of falls under then I expected. Love the comedy, but upset at the limited viewpoints and dramatic scenes involving Henson. I give this movie…

6 Out of 10 Stars

Notice the date change on Twilight. Someone was trying to piss WB off.

Twilight – I saw the film because I wanted to try it. Yes, I am a Harry Potter fan but that do not mean anything. I did not find the movie that immense or dreadful. In fact, it could have been better with the cast selection. I never read the Twilight books but I even ran into real fans (Those who read the books before the Movie existed) who did not think the cast fitted perfectly. There are many moments where Bella becomes annoying and Edwards deliver some poor performances. I thought maybe the casting director would have figured this out after seeing Robert Pattison in Harry Potter. He was not that great. Same smirk and smile in both films did not help his character. Bella character lacked growth after moving into the town of Forks, Washington. The director did an average job. Female or not, She had some poor decisions made in the film’s setting and style. The combination of both worlds (Vampires and Humans) did not translate very well. As all I know everyone could have been a vampire since the mood and setting stayed the same since the beginning in Phoenix, which should have had a warm and dusty vibe instead of cold and wet. Soundtrack was nice and the Radiohead song in the end added a great touch to the film. The film was not indeed bad, but did not meet the hype it had. It will not rise to great vampire films but it should not fall either. With that said….

Twilight gets a 6 out of 10.

Edward Cullen: If you were smart, you’d stay away from me.

Isabella Swan: Ok. For arguments sake, let’s say I’m not smart.

Please mirror mirror on the wall
Tell me who am I
When do I meet my fall
Please tell me who am I

Why do people act that way?
Why can’t I not figure it out?
Does the apple sit there and rot?
Can I grab the fruit and eat it fresh?

We are a bunch of souls wandering our graves
When is it time to take the great journey and lay our heads to sleep
Will I die and rise upon the stars?
Will I die and taste the last fruit of life?

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL!
Please tell me where I belong amongst them all
Mirror mirror on the wall
Please tell me who am I

Mirror mirror on the wall
The day you lie, the day I fall.

A Moking poem

I had a great Christmas this year, as always. I am still sick in the throat, but nothing cure the pain like family can. This Christmas was a unique one.

What Made Christmas great?
Its not the gifts. Its not the food.
It was the fact that all family and family friends was able to spend Christmas with us. My mom hosted this year and to actually see the same faces and more like last year is a pure blessing. We shared out the joy it is to be alive and it never been an emotional Christmas like this one. This was the best time to show the tears.

I also made a Sims 2 Christmas video to the viewers out there. This will be my last video of 2007. Its not a joyous video, but one to send a message and tears into your eyes. Please enjoy it with passion.

Video Here.

~Merry Christmas from Morez King.

The WINTER season is worst then ever (and continues to get worst) this year. The weather is mind blowing cold and one day its warm. I am sick to my toes. I have the sore throat that makes you want to slice it open. You know what I mean…. THE PAIN! I can’t take any pills or else that will get stuck in my mucus filled throat that’s swollen so bad, I barley can breath. Plus them pills are the size of Texas! I hope I get better as I do have to take part in a Christmas play and event. What a perfect time to have no voice….

From ShyTown….. signing out!

Hola Amigos,

I found this video a long time ago, when I was watching G4TV. She is super funny and the song is crazy with funny lyrics. She is the Gem Keeper and own over 400 gem sweaters. She even have a Museum of them. check out her site.